January 2012
Say what you will but bodies are crippling
Sex and food and stuff are great and all. But it sucks being enslaved by little pleasures. Spirit vs. flesh. Mind-body dualism. Blinded judgment.
It’s almost like philosophical-religious traditions instinctively distrust the fragile vessel that contains us.
Point is: I hate how my appetite for sleep makes me sleep through alarms and miss breakfast.
Goals:
Eat healthy
Kill less animals
Sleep less
Drink more coffee
Spend more time with friends
Spend every spare second studying
Hate myself and my existence
Talk to mom more
Etc.
Someone should write an absurdist Novel about me and my postmodern glory
I would if I were any good at writing.
oh my god
heronqueenblues:
I just exercised
fucking
I am going to die now
I didn’t even do anything strenuous, just leg lifts and sit ups and arm shit
and now I want to puke and I’m having an asthma attack
this is going to be an uphill battle
I should go to the gym
Can’t even count the number of bad decisions I’ve made lately. I should just get to go live on some island where I don’t bother people with my existence and where I get to read and sleep all I want, really, that would help everyone. Kim can come too if she wants.
I have terrible ethics
I make bad decisions.
I avoid good decisions.
I am aware of the dumbness of my moral activity.
It sucks a lot.
I don’t know how to do anything.
Except be dumb.
I wish more people would recognize that.
terribleclaw asked: arka
shower thoughts
thewindinmyheart:
buttsbutts:
arsenicandoldspice:
what if you were about to kill yourself and you had your note written and then a satellite crashed through your roof and killed you
everyone would be real sad you died but they would also think you had the power to take satellites out of orbit.
The followup to this idea is just carry around a suicide note with you at all times.
If you get...
“hey
a thought
eminem is gay
proof:
the him fucking dre thing
dyeing...”
– The Greatest P4K Review Ever (via heronqueenblues)
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the-nerdfighting-wolf:
crabpuppy replied to your photo
um that quilava appeares to be standing o nthe air so therefore i think this is photoshpoped.
um he’s actually FALLing…lugia just dropped him from his talons
Luigi doesn’t HAve talons butthead she’s has those big toes
“People think that the suicidal are sitting there suffering in their own pain all...”
– John Darnielle (via againstagamemnon)
““It’s not life or death, the labyrinth.”
“Um, okay. So what is it?”
...”
– In other news, Happy Alaska Young Day. Looking for Alaska came out almost seven years ago, and today it is finding more readers than ever. I am so grateful I am to all of you who’ve read the book and shared it with the people you care about. By doing so, you’ve given Alaska a life I could never have...
Some wisdom before school starts
davidfosterwallace:
nickzed:
Q:
“How do you remember Amherst? What are the experiences—in and out of the classroom—that shape those memories? Similarly, what aspects of your Amherst education served you best? And what are the things about Amherst that, in hindsight, disappoint you?”
A:
“I don’t know that many would remember me at all… I was cripplingly shy at Amherst. I wasn’t in a...
i need to reread harry potter and also infinite...
“the mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master”
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maddie's mom is the coolest
microsoft word doesn't recognize Raskolnikov.
heronqueenblues:
for shame, microsoft.
for shame.
terribleclaw:
my dog doesnt know how to react to me eating pistachios
cool dog
korean bird paintings
yesterday I put in a good 5 hours talking to the statues chased your memory all around the room didn’t manage to catch you but I cleaned out the savings account blew everything I had on flowers covered up the furniture in carnations rolled around for hours there are those of you, who got the wrong idea right now but man you should of seen me when I got through indistinguishable from a fourth...