September 2009
“What d’you mean, I’m not brave in bed?” said Harry, completely nonplussed.”
—Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via yerawizardharry)
the sorting hat is not surprised with this lack of integrity.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiii!
You: Hmmm… very difficult indeed.
Stranger: what?
You: You have no courage, no cunning, no wit and no loyalty.
You: Better be…
You: HUFFLEPUFF!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
“From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher, who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron.”
—Dumbledore, 1996
“I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.”
—Albus Wulfric Percival Brian Dumbledore, 1996
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