December 2010
holeysaintgeorge asked: arka....
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do you want to know what the most triumphant...
when you have to fart but you’re not sure if you actually have to poop and you take the chance and squeeze it out and it’s just a really loud gassy fart and you are King Of The World
awordnerd replied to your photo:gratuitous picture of oranges. your argument is…
I had a dream last night where there was this girl whose purpose in life was to go to the store every day to buy oranges. It was all she ever did.
oranges are a symbol for god and all that is beautiful in the world
Orange will also be the name of my first child.
awordnerd replied to your photo: I’m tired, tumblr. Tired but mysteriously and…
you look some melancholy and model-like
suchducks replied to your photo: I’m tired, tumblr. Tired but mysteriously and…
how does he do it, it is a mystery
transferredtopigfarts replied to your photo:I’m tired, tumblr. Tired but mysteriously and…
unamused Arka is unamused.
unsure what to...
music suggestions?
I want to learn Swedish.
It’s such a rad language and a rad country. So I’ve heard. I really don’t know much about either…
So I want to know Latin, Ancient Greek, French, and Swedish. That’s not too ambitious.
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I also went to Barnes and Noble at midnight with...
attackshipsonfire:
I would laugh at you had it not been the case that I’d read all the books (unironically) and didn’t not like them
as my perception of space and time fades to oblivion
see, one of the things I like about writing, or...
it’s completely fresh and new and infinite. a drawing board for any kinds of ideas, people, worlds. something that transcends the restraints and inhibitions of reality, social or physical, and lets the mind and heart run wild. and that’s something that everyone needs a lot at most points.
People should be constantly reminded of and amazed by this every day.
I got married a very long time ago… Ten years at this point. [Applause.] Thank...
– John Darnielle
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and we watched the sun go down on scotland we were glad that we’d left oklahoma behind I took your hips in my hands and I threw you down to the new found rich brown deep wet ground had a vision of you burning on my mind
“Going to Scotland”
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ahem
ok
so
this
made a really awful jesus joke in my head
that, and not remembering who the fourth member of the Beatles was, is why I’m definitely going straight to hell
aside
this is probably something I should have thought of before taking a semester of Latin and signing up for a second, but I think I want to study Ancient Greek more. I know there are more forms or declensions or whatever and it’s not even the same alphabet or sounds even but come on I mean the Romans were okay people yeah they had Virgil and Ovid and Caesar and the lot but COME ON compared to...
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you know what I hope?
I hope that someday I get to the point that people only like me when I’m extremely drunk or otherwise “out of it,” that only the activities and personalities of a me far separated from my own “self” is what people want to see and hear and be friends with, that the normal plain old me is just banal and annoying, and that true pleasure can only be achieved through such...
madelinestarr replied to your post:why is my dashboard constantly filled with girls reading books in their underwear?
you love it
cannot affirm nor deny
why is my dashboard constantly filled with girls...
why
Haha whoops why did I say “opinions” again I haven’t internetted in so long
Hey tumblr
Remind me to write a long post about my opinions on butts and my opinions thereof [sic].
shmulia asked: HI ARKA!
shmulia asked: HI ARKA!
jamesishollywood asked: If you become a math teacher, you'd better be understanding about kids like me with dyscalculia. I have hated nearly every math teacher I've had.
attackshipsonfire:
-halfnakedwords-:
michaelgira:
jesus christ
I LOVE YOU
yeEES I DO
i wish jeff mangnum wasn’t so in your face about being an evangelical christian you know
it really makes it unapproachable and too religious for most people
you have to think about what a brilliant resource it is for christians to use in church for their “masses” or whatever, I mean In...
jamesishollywood asked: If you become a math teacher, you'd better be understanding about kids like me with dyscalculia. I have hated nearly every math teacher I've had.
Want to know what confuses me?
transferredtopigfarts:
How do time travelers know their age?
I mean when Amy and Rory ever go back to their respective timeline will they be 1 year, 2 years older?
How will they know how long they’ve been gone?
I’m being completely serious.
It’s bothering me.
what if you have a pill that you have to take specifically every twenty-four hours, but then you go forward in time for like four...
celerine asked: ARKA
DID YOU FIND INTERWEBZ IN INDIA?
DID YOU FIND INTERWEBZ IN INDIA?
is there a place where I can get ridiculous...
I feel like there would be a store exclusively for this purpose.
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LOOK AT THE SHIRT ON TEEFURY FOR TODAY MOTHER OF... →
celerine asked: ARKA
DID YOU FIND INTERWEBZ IN INDIA?
DID YOU FIND INTERWEBZ IN INDIA?