October 2011
even though I’m not even a math major and have other academic priorities
BUT
there are only thirty seats open in the class.
and I have a shitty registration number
which means I probably won’t get in.
Hmm.
I wonder
if I can get JUNIOR STANDING
since technically after this semester I’ll be a junior
dude
that would rule
RELATED NOTE:
I want to take Critical Studies in Literature and Gender so badly. But it’s Jr/Sr standing only.
I also want to take Women’s Studies 101/102 maybe.
I don’t know
what I want to do
maybe I can settle for Differential Equations or something, with a non-Asian professor……
- Leroy Sabo: We're friends. Good friends.
- Hank: Penis friends.
Je t’aime aussi.
Arka, you mean the world to me. I’m eternally grateful to Sam and Alex for introducing us, because without them I wouldn’t have realized what an amazing man you are. I’m in awe of how completely good you are to me. Every hiccup in my personality passes by with such ease that I can’t believe someone would ever feel so warmly yet simply towards me. I’m not used to not being judged. And so.. Arka.. I’m the luckiest girl to have you. Mane mecum semper, and I’ll try to be a fraction of how good you are to me to you. Thank you for being mine. I’m yours.
If you scroll past all the Hollywood names in this YouTube blog post, you’ll see down the vlogbrothers down there at the bottom. But we’re above the Wall Street Journal! Take that, Murdoch! Oh. It’s…yeah, it’s alphabetical. I see.
So Hank and I are finally realizing our dreams of being able to…
Ahhhh I love people using YouTube for actual education à la khanacademy!!!! :))))
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton - January 26, 2011 (via paxamericana)
LOL
(via superdiscochino)
“what if Harry Potter really happened in our history and was really cleverly disguised and J.K. Rowling is like the Herodotus of magical history, and in the future there will be wizard archaeologists trying to find out about magical culture”
and I just die.
tallahassee is honest-to-god my favorite mountain goats album and don’t let anything convince you otherwise
Which States Ban Atheists from Holding Public Office?
North Carolina, Article 6, Section 8:
The following persons shall be disqualified for office:
First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God.
Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1:
Atheists disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness.
No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.
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Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265:
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.
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Maryland, Article 37:
That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God; nor shall the Legislature prescribe any other oath of office than the oath prescribed by this Constitution.
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South Carolina, Article 17, Section 4:
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.
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Tennessee, Article 9, Section 2 (PDF):
No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.
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Texas, Article 1, Section 4:
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
what the actual fuck
Seriously?
Seriously?!
Goddamnit
HI !!
fuck everything
two mathematicians walk into an olive garden. one of the mathematicians orders the unlimited breadsticks. the other mathematician laughs at him for wasting money and orders one breadstick. he tears the breadstick into an infinite amount of infinitely small crumbs and reassembles them into a full basket of breadsticks.
he bites into one and the olive garden collapses in on itself
- me: poop on a hot asian girl.
I’m going to cuddle with every naked girl!!
The alarm clock’s going off
But you’re not waking up
This isn’t happening, happening, happening, happening, HAPPENINGIt is
Spend the day with other internet nerds, eating and tweeting about quesadillas! IT’S THE BEST THING EVER.
Yay.
katiefab replied to your post: Kim is great and she likes me quite a lot.
Does Arka have a girrrrlfriend~?
Kim posts on my tumblr without my permission sometimes and it’s quite rude!
Kim is great and she likes me quite a lot.
