June 2012
triciapants:
“Can’t you see that? Can’t you see how unclearly, how sloppily, you’re looking at things? My God, there’s absolutely nothing tenth-rate about you, and yet you’re up to your neck at this minute in tenth-rate thinking. Not only is the way you’re going at your prayer tenth-rate religion, but, whether you know it or not, you’re having a tenth-rate nervous breakdown. I’ve seen a couple...
“I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.”
– Franny Glass (Franny and Zooey)
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“That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via wordsonawhitescreen)
hell, franny and zooey is what all people should aspire to be
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franny and zooey is everything that a work of...
it’s just so good!
heronqueenblues:
why are all girls so cute how did that happen
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“Have you ever noticed that most models in photographs look like they spend their...”
– Arka Pain, “media” theorist, literary theorist (June 26, 2012)
brinydeep:
homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos
but who’s really missing out here
my point exactly.
A Study in Hank: Super Mario Bros. Wii Deaths
edwardspoonhands:
ifellinthelake:
For the past four days, I have been rewatching all 80 episodes of Super Mario Bros. Wii on HankGames to collect data specifically concerning the number of times Hank died throughout the Hank and Katherine playthrough & the Hank and Katherine and Michael and Charlie playthrough. Here are my results.
In the Hank and Katherine playthough, Hank…
Died zero...
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“All human beings by nature to return to the infantile state.”
– Freud, Aristotle
seltzer-surprise:
Doctor Who fans: New season this year!
Sherlock fans: New season this year!
Glee fans: New season this year!
Hunger Games fans: New movie this year!
Harry Potter fans:
Harry Potter fans: I want to die.
um guys…………………. j.k. rowling has a new BOOK out this year.
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jesuischele:
Bah bah bah Bah bah bah Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah Bah bah bah Bah bah bah Ooooo-ooooh
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Ordering for my family at Taco Bell today
Me: Can I have 3 of the 12 packs of tacos
Cashier: *Gives me confused derp face look* Huh?
Me: 3 of the party packs...
Cashier: You know that means 36 tacos right?
Thoughts in my head: No, I thought I was ordering 2 pizzas and a pack of idiot sauce...
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Question: Exactly how bad is your eyesight?
John: Well it's just a little bit better than my dads and one time when we were kids my dad lost his glasses in the ocean when we were at the beach, and later we were watching TV and he said "hey John could you move those clothes?" and I said "dad.. that's Hank."
also any kind of formal analysis of the internet is as boring (much more, actually) as the same kind of dry snobby analysis of tv.
and of course it’s a kind of futile line of thought
the internet is just a terrible medium for any kind of intelligent discourse, let’s face it
it’s nice and comforting and it’s good to keep in contact with people you’ve never met and all, but it’s anything but ideal, in itself, as a medium, compared to like, actual physical discourse
and the reasons behind this are endless and complex
how cool would it be if wizard robes suddenly become popular and everyone wore them all the time.
it would make everyone’s lives 100% more fun.
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