thewindinmyheart:

buttsbutts:

arsenicandoldspice:

what if you were about to kill yourself and you had your note written and then a satellite crashed through your roof and killed you

everyone would be real sad you died but they would also think you had the power to take satellites out of orbit.

The followup to this idea is just carry around a suicide note with you at all times.

If you get hit with a baseball and die, people will wonder for years.

Complicate the fuck out of the trial if you’re murdered or if the baseball guy gets tried for manslaughter