I am losing my shit at this picture of David Karp surveying his Manhattan inferiors
Far, far below, a plebeian passes by—looking for all the world like an ant. David Karp fidgets excitably, tosses his spindly legs back over the wall, unbuttons his pants, yanks them down. Grasping the building’s edge he swings out over the city and, with an $800 million grunt, releases a okay I can’t finish this. It’s a joke about pigeons pooping on people except instead of a pigeon it’s weird-eyed wealthy Tumblr man. That’s the joke and it’s disgusting and I’m sorry. At the end he was going to “coo excitedly”. I’m ashamed of myself.
