what if instead of writing the actual paper i just make a list of all of these fantastic roman names
i mean
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
who was summoned to be a dictator during a war and gathered up an army and kicked ass in like two weeks and then resigned and went back to farming, by the way
but like
that name
there is also a lady named volumnia
forget everything i’ve said in the past my future pets are having roman names
I like Marcus Licinius Crassus. I mean, I don’t like him, but that’s a cool name too.
But if I ever have a son, his name will probably be Lucius, pronounced in the classical way: Loo-kee-us. He will hate me.
Cincinnatus was a badass
(Source: fuckbamboowhatever)