heronqueenblues:

Today as I was leaving school, I held the door for the person behind me. She said, “Thank you,” so I smiled and then began walking away. Then she scoffed and said, “Pfff, ok,” apparently because I didn’t say, “You’re welcome.”

Bitch don’t you fucking do that to me when I’m being polite

I hope I see you on campus again

I hope you are walking behind me again so I can slam the fucking door in your face

I hope it’s not one of those doors with the weird pneumatic things on them to make sure they close slowly, I hope it’s a door that I can slam so hard it rattles

I hope it catches you by surprise and you walk into it and break your nose and I can hear you scream in pain as I abscond from the building

I hope you get such a bad concussion from smashing your head on the door you end up with short term memory damage

I hope you spend the rest of your life like the guy in Memento trying to track me down only to forget all the clues you gathered within the hour

don’t fuck with me I will hold this petty grudge against you so hard it infects the rest of your life you picked the wrong person to shit on today